A good laugh

Sometimes, you get spam that is so horribly written, it makes you double over in laughter when trying to read it aloud:

Dea q r Home Ow e ne h r ,

Your c f redi w t doesn't matter to us !
If you O s WN real e y st s at d e and want I c MMED n IAT o E
c l ash to s t pen q d ANY way you like,
or simply wish to LO s WER your monthly pa c ymen j ts
by a third or more, here are the d o eals
we have T b OD x AY :

$ 48 s 8 , 000 - 3 , r 67% fi w xed - ra a te
$ 3 j 72 , 000 - 3 , y 90% v s ari t able - rat q e
$ 49 n 2 , 000 - 3 , q 21% in y teres x t - only
$ 2 g 48 , 000 - 3 , z 36% fi u xed - ra n te
$ 19 yz 8 , 000 - 3 , 5 y 5% variabl r e - rat r e

Hurr d y, when these d b eal r s are gone, they are gone !

Don't worry about a h ppr t ova v l,
your c q re b dit will not di g sq u ualif i y you !